I really, really do not understand the hold that Nicola Roberts has over a large chunk of teh gayz. She seems to be a moderately talented, moderately attractive, hideously stupid, right-wing…person. Yet she’s written about as if she’s Bjork, with words like ‘strange’, ‘leftfield’ and ‘alien’ being chucked around and a general consensus that she is a Good Thing. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!